Wren's First Boyfriend

Message left on Wren's child psychologist's answering machine.

"For weeks we've been finding Wren out back loitering with the lazy Russian Blue tomcat from next door. Wren seems mesmerized by his eyes, his tattoos, and his provocative meows. One evening, she didn't come home until well into the night. The next morning, she seemed distant. When I said, "I love you," to her father, she scoffed. She seems to have turned into a woman over night."

-Mrs. Bentov

"Nasty cats do it better."

I know every slut is a Nasty Cat model, but this is what I've been up to... It ain't print but whatevs.